Because my phone, obediently encased in wrinkled tin foil (see yesterday’s post) functioned more like a tin foil hat . . . with me the fool . . .
I.e., I still got the weird alarm sound and still saw the message when I took the tin foil off.
Trending on X, immediately afterwards, besides #EmergencyAlertSystem . . .
Two Minutes Early
Mea culpa. Wonder what Clif High has to say about this now.
