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Ann Kreilkamp / Ph.D. 83

Astrologer, published author, conference presenter, world traveler, founder & editor of Crone Chronicles: A Journal of Conscious Aging (1989-2001) , and founding visionary of Green Acres Permaculture Village (2010 to present).

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(Suddenly) GRATEFUL CRONE! and here’s why

July 8, 2026

Two photos tell the story in a nutshell. Elisha, whom I call “boss lady” in the garden, sent this photo via our Group Me early...

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Confessions of a Crotchety Crone

July 6, 2026

It appears that we’re “out of the woods.” By which I mean, Mars has successfully crossed Uranus without any new wars breaking out, at least...

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Astrological Wanderings (USA, DJT); plus croneversation

June 27, 2026

I just spent the better part of two hours looking at six charts, trying to make sense of the bloviating narcissism of Trump’s personality as...

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I’ve been so damn GOOD that I just had to do something BAD

June 19, 2026

It’s true. I’ve been such a very very good girl lately, re: health practices, including what foods I consume, how often each day, exercise patterns,...

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In an era of exponentially increasing total bullshit, STAY REAL.

May 13, 2026

I’ve just heard from Dave, the City Council member who introduced a resolution to stop AI here in Bloomington Indiana. https://www.youtube.com/@safeaiforever (I plan to listen...

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TENDRE PRESS live: “Dance of the Decades”

March 17, 2026

Once I was fully immersed in this massive recap project, I began to realize that it was one way that a woman of advanced age...

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Shining through the Prevailing Gloom, THIS! As if the Dark was shot through with Light . .

March 5, 2026

Here’s what it looks like outside, this morning. Supposed to stop raining, for now, at around 9 AM. But who knows what’s next weatherwise, and...

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REFLECTIONS ON THE CRONE, and my new “Advisor” role

March 2, 2026

Over the weekend I inadvertently resumed my lifelong “activist” role, but with a significant shift as of last evening’s conversation with a neighbor half my...

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What I PERSONALLY went through during our Collective Lift-off

February 18, 2026

Yesterday, on lift-off day (See posts for Monday and Tuesday), when I woke up this image came into my mind: of a flock of cardinals,...

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IS “OBJECTIVITY” POSSIBLE? An Alt-Epistemological Exploration

February 4, 2026

Within the past year or two, I began to see references to the “Overton Window.” Hmmm. . . intriguing. What is it? Hmmm . ....

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REFLECTIONS ON COLLEGE FOOTBALL: Let Us Encourage Pretend Enemies!

January 19, 2026

On the verge of an historic victory this evening, when the rags-to- riches, worst-to-best IU football team (15-0) takes on Miami this evening  . ....

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Marco Rubio Meme Stream: Oh My!

January 15, 2026

This man wears so many hats! Designated Secretary of State during the second Trump administration, that was back in January 2025, just one year ago,...

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Grokking grok . . . grokking my questions utilizing grok

January 13, 2026

This morning, I noticed that “@Neptdiptish09” really knows how to use AI fruitfully, to ask, in her case, very practical questions. Here she is looking...

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FURTHER REFLECTIONS, MADURO OP: Are we inside (another kind of) “color revolution”?

January 6, 2026

No doubt you’ve seen this extraordinary AI image, right? Oh yeah, but “symbolism will be their downfall,” right? Question: Whose downfall? Another hilarious meme for...

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At 83, Older and Wiser: but for WHAT?

December 31, 2025

Note: See the many recent posts. They all tie together in subtle and not so subtle ways. Yesterday’s post was an attempt to invoke the...

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Astrology Mirrors my Neptunian/Utopian Spirit

December 24, 2025

Note: See Monday and Tuesday posts. Hold on to your hats. This post will look technical, since I’m putting two astro charts inside it. Astrologers...

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Three Day Birthday Retreat . . . Body and Mind, Walk and Read

December 22, 2025

See last post. My three day birthday retreat at Turkey Run State Park . . . . . . how to present it here with...

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Yesterday evening, my first public talk in Bloomington

December 9, 2025

Remember this? Yesterday evening was the long-awaiting event where I spoke in public about Green Acres Village. As I introduced myself to those present (about...

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Cackling Crones Caw for Chaos . . . Oops! NO!

November 10, 2025

I was speaking with my dearest old friend, Claudia, on the phone last night (we check in three or four times a year; she lives...

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“She doesn’t want to die!”

October 30, 2025

No. Not me. My car! Finally, after nearly 20 years, my sweet faithful black Prius, which I bought used (10,000) for $19K and drove nearly...

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ZOMBIELAND: In Vast Macabre Detail!

October 22, 2025

I took these photos this morning, after thinking about taking them for weeks! Simply astonished at this display in the front yard of a house...

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SILLY(?) PEREGRINATIONS: Meme Stream, Mid-October 2025

October 16, 2025

A very long time ago, I dashed off something that I decided to keep. In case you find my old note too hard to read,...

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I tend to forget that tee-shirts can also be memes . . .

June 17, 2025

On my long walk with puppy Scampi two days ago, I had two strange encounters that puzzled me no end. Several times, when people would...

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ALIVENESS: Key to Human Survival? June 9th “Supper Club” rocked!

June 11, 2025

On Monday this week, I attended my fifth Supper Club, a new monthly Bloomington venue for the those in this academic town who don’t suffer...

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OMMIGOD: I stop posting for three days, hoping to leave “the news” behind. Joke!

June 9, 2025

Here I thought I was beginning to quell my own addiction to screens. Wrong! As the world heats up, so does my addiction. As one...

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IYKYK: Hilarious meme!

May 5, 2025

Notice: I picked up this meme on May 3. Already, it had  4.7K replies . . . Not views (39K); replies! This one really struck...

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My Experience of Last Night’s “Supper Club” Launch

January 14, 2025

While walking the two miles downtown to Lennie’s at 6 PM, heading for the launch of the Brownstone Institute’s Midwest Supper Club, I felt invigorated,...

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DANGER! Stomping Slowly, on a Virgo-esque Expedition

January 7, 2025

Sooooo . . . yesterday, staying home, not being outside for my usual vigorous 3-4 mile walk, drove me nuts. Even the snow shoveling didn’t...

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Post-Election (Blue)s, plus “occult forces”

November 8, 2024

I gotta say, this made me choke with laughter. Here’s an incisive “psychological/spiritual” analysis of  the deep-seated WHY of leftist women’s meltdown. Long, but the...

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Halloween 2024: Of Horror and Hilarity

October 31, 2024

Remember way back when we saw Halloween as the time when we dressed up as various scary people or corpses, or skeletons? Remember when skeletons...

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Sudden Surprising Uranian Swerve! WHEE . . .

September 27, 2024

Wow . . . I continue to be amazed at how my experience with the political culture in this town is a fractal of every...

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Sometimes I think this is me.

September 13, 2024

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Mid-August Meme Beams

August 11, 2024

Now that we’ve lived through whatever that was that supposedly knocked Trump to the ground back in Pennsylvania, and wow, look at this! weird much?...

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POST-SCRIPT, to this morning’s post.

August 5, 2024

I forgot to add a crucial remark to today’s post, that puts all of what I said about “not being religious” in a larger light....

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“I’m not religious, but I AM spiritual . . .”

August 5, 2024

Not sure what brought the subject up, but yesterday I was speaking with a friend, and mentioned that “I’m not religious, but I am spiritual.”...

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POST-INTERVIEW: Who’s Playing Who?

February 12, 2024

  This may be the single most interesting clip from the Tucker/Putin interview. Who knew? We Americans certainly did not. How did Putin know? He’s...

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LET OFF STEAM Meme Scheme

January 31, 2024

First, let’s just add to yesterday’s post, this: Oh yeah, remember another young puppet . . . And yeah, let’s MK Ultra Mind Control millions...

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Green Acres Permaculture Village: “The Anointing of the Tools”

January 28, 2024

TWO MORE WORKSHOPS: seeds, lists, tools, and puns

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MEME BEAM Late January 2024

January 23, 2024

  First, in remembrance of yesterday’s post, the two shocks to my system, these: Okay. Ho hum. So what should I “lead” with? What matters...

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PLUTO STRUTS ITS STUFF, and believe it or not, we can be mighty glad

January 17, 2024

  This from Kathleen Devanney’s newsletter: IT’S GONNA BE MESSY: But Humans Win Yes, the first ever Pluto Return to its natal place in the...

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Dilly Dally Shilly Shally #2: Two jewels from this afternoon’s outing

January 13, 2024

  Note: See this: This afternoon, headed out, on foot, with backpack, to nearby Dollar Tree, Fresh Thyme, GNC, and Aldi. Of course, I wondered...

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Yesterday’s Daily Dilly Dally Shilly Shally . . .

January 11, 2024

Having been prompted internally to use the title above — yes, weird! — I looked up the meaning of both dilly dally and shilly shally,...

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MEME MORPH, early January 2024

January 6, 2024

  Just can’t seem to get enough of the now collapsing woke agenda and its fuse-lighter, the Claudine Gay bottomless black hole. (Oops! Is “black...

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As New Year begins . . . “I, SAGITTARIUS”

January 2, 2024

1/1/2024: FIRST NEW POST IN FIVE MONTHS! Meanwhile, I remain dedicated to my archival/recapitulation project, and might call it “I, Sagittarius,” with my double-Sagittarian astro...

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“WHAT IS THE STATE OF YOUR BODY?” My siblings and I are about to find out

December 28, 2023

  You know how presidents offer their annual State of the Union message? Well, for my birthday this month, I asked my far-flung siblings to...

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Puppy Shadow and I stop in at nearby Petco . . .

December 27, 2023

  So. This morning, puppy Shadow and I stopped into our nearby Petco, to replenish his 16-year-old body with daily vitamins. Or is he 17?...

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What do Dog, Pig, and Duck have in common?

November 13, 2023

When, oh when, will we unique sovereign individual humans learn to find comfort together like these three different species did here, in a tiny container? ...

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PLUTO SD: Local phenomena, both crucial in their own ways, turn to go direct . . .

October 12, 2023

I was just about to put up a post on caring bridge yesterday, when the internet went down, and was out for most of the...

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MISSING (BUT NOW FOUND F35): Gollee! Reminds me of the Debris Field in rural Pennsylvania, 911 . . .

September 19, 2023

https://x.com/amitavinami/status/1704137271597785554?s=20   A few memes from yesterday make appropriate fun of the missing F35 that they asked US to locate . . .    

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The Shadow Knows . . .

July 31, 2023

  Hey, all you over-80-year-olds! Remember that radio show, The Shadow? I loved it, would listen to it as a kid while down with a...

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Meme Morass Mirrors My Mental Muddle

July 26, 2023

  Somehow, huh! — today, my mind has disintegrated into a total muddle. Why? Was it the front page story in today’s Herald-Times about more...

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In the Midst of the Emotional Maelstrom, a FEW FUNNY(?) MEMES

July 18, 2023

  Please, let us remember, it’s a short step from trafficking children for sex to indoctrinating children to be sexual from infancy on, to normalizing...

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Horrendous Trans-mogrification of Society IS, However, Temporary

June 4, 2023

  Once again, I can’t help but focus on the trans/woke/CRT phenomenon, which, I notice, has infected the Monroe County School Corporation as well. (BTW:...

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WAKE UP!!! . . . Tripping the Light Fantastic through Meme-Land

May 17, 2023

    It really is true, how the smell of a rose can instantly, for a millisecond, banish thought. (Oops. Correction, smell of a non-commercial...

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TUCKER’S RESPONSE, at his regular (Fox) hour, 8 pm, but: on TWITTER

April 27, 2023

  This morning, all over twitter. Here’s one version. Sort of delicious, that it was promoted on CNN. One hour later, 5 million views. (His...

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MEMES Feature the Trans/Woke Religion

April 21, 2023

  And why memes? Because . . .  

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GREEN ACRES VILLAGE: First 2023 Patio Event, “Hardening Starts,” Extra Work Party tomorrow!

April 12, 2023

Let’s start with the last item mentioned. And here’s why! This week we have taken out the larger baby plants to “harden off” them outside....

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MY (Liverish) Pluto in Aquarius Meme-ish April 2023

April 8, 2023

  As Pluto in Aquarius ignites (for the first time in 248 years, a brief taste now, March 23 through June 11) . . ....

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April Fools Day of Trans Vengeance CANCELLED!

March 31, 2023

At the bottom of my second post on the Nashville Shooting, I concluded with mention of the planned Trans Day of Vengeance for April Fools...

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PHOTOS: My Three Day “Retreat” to Three State Parks

March 22, 2023

If you recall, while coming back from my wonderful journey to Turkey Run State Park last December, to celebrate my 80th birthday, I decided to...

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TRUTH VS LIES: Tucker Carlson shines a bright light for us all

March 14, 2023

Remember Tucker Carlson’s impassioned commentary on the difference in demeanor between those who speak truth and those who resort to lies that accompanied the clips...

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RUSSELL BRAND, NEPTUNE’S AVATAR, Suddenly Burns Up the Media/Medical/Military Industrial Complex.

March 8, 2023

  And he does so in just about one minute. (See the finale of the short video at very end of this post). NOW. During...

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ASTROLOGY: Alex Jones finally meets Roseanne Barr in person . . .

March 5, 2023

. . . and its a mutual love fest as two of most hated/loved figures in the world speak about what’s really goin’ down. Please,...

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GREEN ACRES VILLAGE: Saturday work party turns, and turns again . . .

February 12, 2023

Work Party Saturday: We Make an Abrupt U-Turn, and Yet Another One, Spiralling into Quiet Joy . . . Sorry folks, cannot upload images to...

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Bob Moran Documentary: BRILLIANTLY DIFFICULT

February 9, 2023

  Typical, recent Bob Moran observation . . .   I did not discover Bob Moran’s brilliantly rendered, acerbic, often dark “cartoons” until October 2022....

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Time to Laugh

February 8, 2023

Thanks to Celia Farber, her substack.      

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DO We Live Inside A Simulation?

February 6, 2023

  We are either Manifesting for [them] or for ]us[. pic.twitter.com/7czKl21Png — Vincent Kennedy (@VincentCrypt46) February 5, 2023 Two interesting responses to the above: Elon...

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Ballooning Memes, and More . . .

February 4, 2023

  Sorry. Couldn’t resist. I do think that laughter is appropriate in the face of only-god-knows-what-this-is. Obvious guess: a surveillance device. But then, wouldn’t satellites...

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Green Acres Village: ARE THE PROPS THE PLAY?

January 29, 2023

Lots still going on . . . AND ON! (Are the props the play?)

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LAUGHING AT TYRANTS; MOCKING DAVOS

January 21, 2023

  Corbett was on to this strategy way back in 2015. And he cites other slightly less recent figures who were on to it all...

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WEF 2023: SCARY? OR SILLY? We Decide.

January 16, 2023

  The annual Davos big-wig get together, what Clif High calls, with utter disdain, the Mother Weffers, starts today. Rebel News is covering it. https://www.rebelnews.com/tags/world_economic_forum...

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HIstoric Drama for Speaker of the House: FORETOLD FIVE YEARS AGO . . .

January 7, 2023

  Note, just FYI: Supreme Court makes known its decision re: the Brunson case on Monday. SGAnon has an interesting take on what he sees...

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J P Sears Re-members 2022 . . .

January 4, 2023

  Oh gawd, here we go . . .

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Merry Christmas from Trump and the Trumpeteers!

December 3, 2022

  Here we are, enjoying THIS DIVINE PLAY . . . Brunson Brothers: The four TRUMPETeers! BTW: “Lisa Trump’s” comment on yesterday’s post pointed to...

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THIS DIVINE PLAY: The Plot (continuously) Thickens . . .

November 30, 2022

  Lara Logan on the BAALenCIAga scandal, and the webby, embedded, infinitely ramifying context it evokes. Interesting timing, especially in light of the FTX scandal,...

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53-47? 52-48? A Discourse on Drivel

November 21, 2022

  Fallout from the 2022 mid-term election drama, still smeared by Jupiter/Neptune square Mars confusion, check this out: Here’s the result of the supposed poll...

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POST-ELECTION, DAY 2: Ballots vs. Votes, Two Memes, and Kari Lake’s Salutary Example

November 10, 2022

  From the Conservative Treehouse, a distinction so obvious that I, for one, did not notice it.  2020 MIDTERM ELECTIONS HIGHLIGHTS DISTINCT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BALLOTS...

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POST ELECTION: Red Wave? No. Red Ripple . . . Meaning? What’s Next?

November 9, 2022

  Yes, as I predicted yesterday, it’s not over. Still lots of ballots to count in various states. The shock: for me, that it was NOT...

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Elon Owns Twitter . . . REEEEEEEE!!!

October 28, 2022

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Memes Speak Volumes, Connect Dots and Dimensions with Hardly a Word

October 24, 2022

  Let’s begin with the 40,000 mile view . . . And then segue to the (seemingly) most pressing matter: Yet . . .  ...

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Random Memes . . .

October 18, 2022

This is one of the rare days when something doesn’t press on me to be shared. So I decided to empty my desk top of...

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GIGANTIC NIPPLED BOOB JOB: Might this be the greatest troll ever?

September 26, 2022

  Disgusting, right? Why would anyone resort to such absurdity — especially a shop teacher?! And hilarious, that the school admin “stands by its teacher”!...

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New Moon in Libra, 9/25/22, 5:55 PM

September 24, 2022

Laura Bruno does a fine job delineating the possibilities within this New Moon. Remember, New Moons are seeds of new beginnings. Couple this with my...

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JP Sears: WAKING UP FROM A COMA IN 2022

August 23, 2022

  Perspective on what is, is not, was, will be, was is, is not . . .

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MEME MEDLEY re: How to Know If You’re “Doing the Right Thing”

August 18, 2022

  First, and foremost, all your actions are directed toward the future. Will this action hurt or help, in both short and long run? For...

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FBI MALpractice Goes Nuclear!

August 12, 2022

The latest, most outrageous excuse for the 9.5 hour Lion’s Gate Mar A Lago raid: Trump is hiding “nuclear materials”!!! Babylon Bee sets the matter...

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The current Mars/Uranus/North Node in Taurus at work — with backstory

August 1, 2022

Way back in the spring of 2020, when the so-called “pandemic” had just been declared, and the entire global population seemed to have locked down...

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Satire or Reality?

July 1, 2022

Transit Mars in fiery Aries squares death/rebirth Pluto in Capricorn today, exactly. How are we doing? As the CEO of Babylon Bee Seth Dillon stated...

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Coming Scorpio Full Moon/Total Lunar Eclipse augurs Rebellion of Sovereign Individuals

May 13, 2022

Note: For Laura Bruno’s post on this special Full Moon, see this. Map of visibility for total lunar eclipse for May 15-16, around midnight. Here...

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Trudeau, Pelosi, Jill Biden visit (war zone?) UKRAINE. Huh? What the hell is going on?

May 11, 2022

I don’t pretend to know what’s going on over there, other than to say it’s obviously not what the western media paints it to be....

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Invoke the Power of Laughter to Disrupt Deep State Plans

May 6, 2022

I’ll never forget the moment when, all of a sudden my awareness expanded to include not just myself, and what was happening to me, but...

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The Abortion Chronicles: LEFTIST (IL)LOGIC

May 4, 2022

Let’s see now. “My body, my choice” — except for the jab? Bio-Clandestine, on Telegram, goes further: “The sheep are being forced to change their...

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What’s the Difference between GETTING OLD and GROWING OLD?

April 19, 2022

Yesterday, I called up an old female friend on her 80th birthday and sang our special song to her. Here’s the song, sung to me...

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Marion Woodman: “THE SUN RISES IN THE EVENING.”

April 14, 2022

Oh my! This site went off-line yesterday just as I was composing this post on Marion Woodman (1928-2016), which frustrated me no end . ....

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I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT . . . you were in it!

February 12, 2022

Remember that song, by Randy Newman? Well I had dream last night, and “you were in it, and I was in it with you. And...

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Trucker Movement Likely Organic AND Hijacked — OF COURSE!

February 11, 2022

See yesterday’s post. When I stop to think about it, and allow my experience over a long, often difficult life to inform me, rather than...

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Cultural Hypnotic Trance, part 2: Dr. Mercola interviews psychiatrist Dr. Mark McDonald

January 2, 2022

Mattias Desmet’s insightful Mass Formation is complimented by Dr. McDonald’s historical and cultural review of how we’ve been deliberately “groomed” to accept our still largely...

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The Biden Chronicles: 2021 — and beyond.

December 30, 2021

Still on twitter? Follow this thread. https://twitter.com/grandoldmemes/status/1475909963436417028 Tortuous. Wrenching, even Cruel! How could we laugh at Hunter’s “Big Guy,” an old puppet pedophile with obvious...

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The Christmas Story told by Kids, Acted out by their Parents

December 24, 2021

This is precious. Made in 2015. Over 5 million views. No wonder. Hard to believe I’ve never seen it before. Thanks to sister Paula in...

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DURING CHRISTMAS HOLYDAYS: Want an education? JP Sears delivers.

December 24, 2021

For your Christmas viewing — I know it’s weird, but what isn’t, these days? Should I apologize for “ruining” your merriness? Hey, it’s not me,...

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On My 79th Birthday, Debut Singing Performance!

December 20, 2021

Back in on December 19, 1942, at 8:02 AM, in San Antonio, Texas, I was born a few minutes before the Sun peaked over the...

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Update on Halloween: Peruvian Star Woman!

October 30, 2021

About 18 people showed up for our Halloween Party Thursday, including dear Andreas who, after 4 years with us, has now moved to Ireland, and...

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A Brief Note about Halloween

October 28, 2021

We are going to piggy back our Halloween Party on to our Thursday evening Green Acres Village Community Dinner. That’s tonight. A few words about...

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Are the “vaccines” made with “off-world” technology?

October 27, 2021

So that humans cannot understand what is going on? Please bear with me as I take a wandering path in this post. And then, of...

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Deep State’s Worst Nightmare: UNIFICATION!

October 20, 2021

Have you noticed? Someone starts something, and it’s picked up by others, first on social media, and then in reality. Example: Whistleblowers. They are coming...

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Neck ‘n neck, race to the finish line: Great Reset vs. Great Awakening

October 8, 2021

The Covid Conundrum keeps on mutating, as the march towards the Great Reset races neck and neck with the march towards the Great Awakening. According...

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1995 Essay: Coyote Women, Softly Smiling

September 30, 2021

Not sure why I’m moved, at times, to post these old essays from my Recapitulation Project collection. Perhaps it is to remind myself and others...

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Dissonance Department: We are buried inside a long-running, never-ending nightmare; we are eagerly awaiting the Arizona Audit results

September 23, 2021

THE NIGHTMARE The nightmare bogs us down, makes us feel yucky, anxious. We feel the chaotic currents of cowering, craven F.E.A.R. (False Evidence Appearing Real)...

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Ann Kreilkamp

Ann Kreilkamp

Ph.D. 83

Astrologer, published author, conference presenter, world traveler, founder & editor of Crone Chronicles: A Journal of Conscious Aging (1989-2001) , and founding visionary of Green Acres Permaculture Village (2010 to present).